Old and busted:

losing at poker on Tuesday night, receiving the poker nickname "Fluffer"*. New hotness: running 10K for the first time last night. Newest of new hotnesses: running out of stuff to write here. You lot had better pray something interesting happens to me soon. And by 'you lot', I mean me.

* For reasons I'm clearly not going to explain here. No, they're not sordid or titillating, just boring.