Pop quiz:
- You are Jeff. You answer the phone. You sign off with "Bye, babe". Who were you talking to?
- Your gran
- A German chap named Moritz
- Your girlfriend
- Your gran
- You are me. You park the car outside the flat on Sunday afternoon and forget about it for three days. You decide to take it to work so you can drive round some flats afterwards. How many parking tickets have Satan's minions placed on it?
- 3
- 3
- 3
- 3
Answers: all of the above.
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You are experiencing an 'It's Friday night, what shall I do on this fine and glorious evening' moment. Do you?
A. Visit 'The Roquefort Files' as have nothing better to do.
B. Shout 'CUNT' at the evil, noisy, evil, evil, baw-bag, students living above you as they clearly have much more fun and take alot more drugs than you ever have (and are ruining your enjoyment of a rather fine folk music documentary, I'll have you know!).
C. Visit this website and think that some of it looks quite tasty.http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php.
Answer: All of the above (Why, God? Whhhhhy?!?)
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