Today, the Roquefort Files are having a self-congratulatory "look how cool my friends' websites are" day, hoping that some of the reflected glory will add to my own tarnished lustre. On with the sickeningly accomplished show.

First, witness the humbly named jjcasswell.com. See the Mafia at work and marvel at our no doubt Freudian tendencies to dress up.

Next up, some tasty multimedia. Martin McDonald, aka Radioplay, is a guy at work who pathologically lies about being unable to sing. Take It To Heart is his latest (and to my mind, best) track, and it rocks. It rooooocks.

Blog Shol is an über-blog, ready to crush the Roquefort Files under the sheer weight of its technological superiority. Smoother than a smooth thing sanded with increasingly fine grades of sandpaper to reveal a hitherto-unrevealed smoothness. The Roquefort Files' miserly Blogspot hosting looks shoddy and plebeian by comparison.

And of course, Craig's own Oz blog, complete with added Orangutans.

Josh, Mart and Michelle have cool pictures of themselves, whereas I have to be content with hiding behind a pint while one of Chris' friends pretends to fellate an imaginary penis. Where did I go wrong?