1. INT. CORE STUDIOS, GLASGOW - DAY

TINY MONKEY are standing around in their accustomed positions. They are joined by DAVE, who is 'trying out' as a vocalist.

KEITH
What shall we do then?

DAVE
Let's do 'Run'.

ALL
'kay then.

They play. DAVE sings. They finish.

KEITH
That was fucking great.

ALL make general sounds of relief.

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2. INT. 13TH NOTE, GLASGOW - NIGHT

ALL are wrestling with the fact that they've come directly from a rehearsal, laden with gear, to Glasgow's archetypal music pub and thus are in danger of disappearing up their own arses.

KEITH
So have you played in a band before, Dave?

DAVE
Yeah, I played keyboards and did backing vocals for a band a while back. You guys are much better though.

ALL
You're in.

And so TM takes another step towards transforming into a giant killer robot by dint of acquiring a vocalist. Nothing can stop us now.